Peter Harrison is not a fucking wizard. He’s never cast a spell. He’s never even had sex. But when a case of mistaken identity leads to a white van coming to take him to wizarding school, he figures it’s better than living in his uncle’s basement. The school is not so bad. All the teachers are beautiful women, so that helps. But they seem to be taking a sexual interest in Peter for no reason, and his secrets are dangerously close to being discovered. These wizards have a dark secret of their own, and getting kicked out of school will be the least of Peter’s worries if they find out he’s been fooling them as he fools around with them. Motherfucking Wizards is an erotic mashup of explicit fucking and badass god damn sorcerers. What superauthor Leonard Delaney lacks in sexual experience, he makes up for in the magic of imagination. This novella is for awesome adults only.